ferdibellus:

I was going through Ferdi’s archive and I stumbled across the Fyris event and omg why is it that whenever Ferdi attacks with a STRONG move, Tyris deflects it like it’s like a fly, omg. HONESTLY, their fighting goes like this:

Ferdi’s pov:

“Ferdi brutally stabbed Tyris in the abdomen, wrenching the knife into his guts and pulling out the sword with all his innards spewing out.”

Tyris’ pov:

“Ferdi tickled Tyris with a sword, massaging his sore abs from working out all night last night with the weapon, before pulling out his unneeded organs. Oh, how pathetic the boy looked with his guts in his hands. He was so small looking. Didn’t he know that Tyris was a fucking alien that regrew his organs like 2 times a day? Hahahahahahahahaha fucking Ferdi is a pathetic tool ok. Then he stomped on Ferdi’s peewee because yolo mofos”

c-allista:

I MISSssSSSSEDDdd YOuUUUUU TOOO. Make up sex?

anders-emerson:

They’re hoping that you don’t break my penis, like what Tyris did to Ferdi. Poor fella.

c-allista:

Fantastic now I can hear more of your guttural noises and screams.

We don’t talk about my love life in this household so…

(Source: ferdibellus)

c-allista:

Or in other words the penis is in the vagina, then the semen pierces the hymen (but this only relates to virgins because the hymen signifies their innocence and if it should be ripped then it means she a hoe like that ghetto ratchet Rayanna), and enters the uterus. The egg should be in either on of the fallopian tubes and the first sperm to puncture the egg’s boundary basically impregnates her. This will become a zygote then later a fetus. Then after nine months of waiting period, the fetus will develop into a human baby. But sex is used as a pleasure method to gain satisfaction from lovers rather than show true romance. Hence Rayanna.

That’s how I learned it.

(Source: alleighh)

faisalknox:

Very nice parenting, Ferdi. Just gotta love how you’re teaching your kid sex ed in advance. Just…just approving it right now.

(Source: alleighh)

c-allista:

Oh please it’s not like I don’t hear you and Mom going at it. You ought to be more careful, there are children here. It’s not healthy for their sanity to be hearing those dirty things.

Oh no that was an accident. Like you see, Alleigh was making art and she spilled the paint all over me and we were just trying to get it off. And well it got in my eye and then I ran into the bed post and I broke it. An accident.

(Source: alleighh)