Reblog — ooc; The only reason why Ferdi looks so weak is because of people like Tyris.
I was going through Ferdi’s archive and I stumbled across the Fyris event and omg why is it that whenever Ferdi attacks with a STRONG move, Tyris deflects it like it’s like a fly, omg. HONESTLY, their fighting goes like this:
“Ferdi brutally stabbed Tyris in the abdomen, wrenching the knife into his guts and pulling out the sword with all his innards spewing out.”
“Ferdi tickled Tyris with a sword, massaging his sore abs from working out all night last night with the weapon, before pulling out his unneeded organs. Oh, how pathetic the boy looked with his guts in his hands. He was so small looking. Didn’t he know that Tyris was a fucking alien that regrew his organs like 2 times a day? Hahahahahahahahaha fucking Ferdi is a pathetic tool ok. Then he stomped on Ferdi’s peewee because yolo mofos”